Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha
by michelle w. on June 21, 2013
A: It over swept!
A: With tomato paste!
Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A: French flies and a Diet Croak.
A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
A: He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!
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