Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha
by michelle w. on June 21, 2013

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!
1 Broom
Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It over swept!

1 Tomato
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?

A: With tomato paste!

Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

1 Frog
Q: What did the frog order at the diner?

A: French flies and a Diet Croak.

1 Teddy Bear
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken’s day off.

And…Last but not least:
1 Spider
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?

A: He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!

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