Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha
by michelle w. on June 21, 2013
Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Q: What did the frog order at the diner?
A: French flies and a Diet Croak.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
And…Last but not least:
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!
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hahahahaha!
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Thank you for the laughs. 🙂
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These are great . . . especially the bubble gum one.
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Thank you. I thought they were cute. 🙂
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